Melbourne Gigolo

I will charge $25 a night for dates.
Plus mileage – 35 cents a mile
You have to pay for the dinner and any other expenses.
I will treat you like a lady and be respectful.

Additional activity fees
Cooking you dinner $50
Reading to you $7 an hour
Playing video games with you – depends on the game.
Anything involving little happy characters that sing - $45 an hour
Anything that involves shooting and blowing things up – Free

If you want me to spend time with your kids
Nice kids – Free
Mean kids - $400 an hour
Babies - $6.35 an hour
and I don’t change diapers or help them potty
that is a dangerous area for a man and I won’t have anything to do with it.

If they want to call me daddy it is an additional 25 cents and hour.



You get one free back massage with every date
Front massage is optional, just kidding
No hanky-panky
You also get a free phone call in the morning to ask you how your date was.


to everyone that hasn't figured it out yet - this is a joke - I actually charge $75 a night.