July 2 2008

Doug's Crack Head Shooting Gallery

Well the crack head shooting gallery didn't work out the way we planned. The crack head that I really wanted to use was trying to break into a semi-truck and she got caught by the trucker. She disappeared and I haven't seen her for a while. We sighted in the pellet guns for tonight and we have a new plan. We are going to paint circles in the parking lot at various distances and each one will be worth a certain amount of points. We are going to sprinkle some crack in the circles and put a sign up that says free crack. When they come we will each get to shoot as many times as we can and the one that gets the most points wins. Of course the entrepreneur in me has seen a potential for profit here. I think we can use the same concept for an archery range and use blunt arrows so we don't damage our precious crack-heads. We can charge $5 a shot and we will get rich. We will have to give the crack-heads a cut but hell they work for crack so well give them just enough to feed their craving and they will want to work more and they will be happy and I will get the 4-wheel drive jaguar that I've always wanted.  ....

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Yeah I'm a big pimpin baller. Gonna get me a Grill and lots of Bling. Gonna keep my bitches and ho's in line while drinkin my 40 in the hood. ....