July 8^th 2008

City people just don't have a clue.

I was flirting with this cute 20 year old girl, ok it was more then flirting. I was trying to get her to move home to Arkansas with me. We'll her boyfriend is of course sitting right there and he goes for his knife. In a flash I have mine out and I put the blade against his arm ready to slice. I give him a sadistic little smile and I giggle a tiny bit and he stops his pathetic attempt at being macho.

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What is wrong with these city people. When a man does something like that to your girlfriend and your in the ghetto your supposed to say "back up off of my cool aid". We are supposed to show a montage of us practicing back flips and eventually go to nationals for a cheer off. Then we part as friends and say "bring it" when we talk about next years competition.

We could have at least done some break dancing or something, these ghetto people just don't understand the way it is supposed to work.

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I don't get it, he went straight for his knife. It's just not right. I was looking forward to wearing my cheerleader costume and getting a trophy.

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