Initial Problem

Spatula broke while making breakfast

Obvious solution

There is a welder sitting in the living room

Dilemma

Am I really that Redneck?

Answer

Yes I’m Definitely That Redneck

This was the first time I ever used my wire welder, I couldn't see a thing

I won't use it on food for the kids

because I don't know what the added metal is and whether it could harm them but I made it through the breakfast preparation.