Magnum Condoms – I’m not impressed

We got a box of Magnum condoms the other day

We didn’t get them for intercourse

We got them to stretch over the hand guns after we clean them

So they would stay protected.

All of these years I’ve heard about how Magnum condoms are huge.

They are not

They are pretty much regular condoms

They may be a tad bit bigger but I can’t tell the difference by looking at them

If you take a regular condom and put it over your shower head it will touch the ground and fill to the size of a bowling ball before it breaks,

Magnums aren’t much different

After playing with one and breaking it

We have 2 more to use for the handguns

We will have to wash the lubrication off of them

And Mandy and I will both have to stretch it over the firearm

But they should work fine.

I have some little bags that they send in packages that absorb moisture

I’m going to put one in each of the condoms to keep all of the moisture out.

Anyway

With a title like that

I bet you expected to read some naughty stuff

Nope

Anybody that’s been in the military knows that condoms have more than one use.