Dreams of rivers and sunny days past

Dreams of rivers and sunny days past

          In my mind there is a river, It is a chocolate river surrounded by ten of the coolest oompa loompas that I have ever seen. They are all wearing sunglasses and one of them is getting a lap dance from a penguin in a shinny mini-skirt. Damn that’s hot. I gots ta get me one of those penguins.



         I’m in a magical canoe that is being rowed by 400 white mice, the tallest one of them yells stroke and the rest pull back on the oars ,the mice yell "Stroke me Stroke me" and they all sound like Billy Squire. One of them turns to me and says "The answer is 42"
and I reply yes my friend, yes it is." I float across the river of chocolate dreams thinking what a fine day its been and hoping Rufus has
cleaned up his mess by the time that I get home.

Douglas Face

 

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  • 5/19/2009 7:35 AM Doug wrote:
    By the way, the answer is 42 comes from Douglas Adams, hitchhikers guide. I didn't add anything about it because I just thought everybody knew where it was from but I am adding this just to clarify it.
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