Join me in the Neighborhood

Join me

Let us scream out to the gods

Let us believe that there is an answer

Let us believe there is hope.

 

Scream with me

Tonight

 

Let us become one if only in theory

 

Reality

Lives in the neighborhood of make believe

And Mr. McFeely

Has a speedy delivery for you

And only you

 

Scream with me

While Daniel Tiger

Talks in a cute voice

As his bitches cut and weigh the coke

in the basement of the clock.

 

While Lady Aberlin does the king

And the queen knows

But she lives in denial

And secretly longs for the comfort of the arms of Mr. Rogers.

 

It may be taboo to think a puppet could love a man

But she loves him so.

Marrying the king was a marriage of convenience

It was arranged

But she secretly longs for

Mr. Rogers trolley to slam into her tunnel.

 

She longs to be carried

form the neighborhood of make believe

to the neighborhood of reality.

 

The Grass is always greener

Even in the neighborhood of make believe.

 

Dream my friends

 

Dream of a time where fantasy

Is real and reality is fantasy

Truth is false and false is true

 

Give all for the one who believes in you

And let the rest

Just fade away

 

We are the only puppets

And this is our world of make believe

 

Talk to me

My fellow puppets

We will have an orgy of fun

 

We will play twister with Marinates

And

Cover ourselves with baby oil

And squish our way to ecstasy

While we run and slide

down the slip and slide of life

As our children watch in awe

And their teachers condemn us

For being human

Douglas c. Face

    The Neighborhood of make believe, Mr. Rogers, and all of the characters mentioned here are property of whoever created Mr. Rogers neighborhood. This is just a twisted idea that I had and there is no connection to the actual T.V. Show.

    I was a big fan of Mr. Rogers when I was little and I looked forward to him taking me to the Neighborhood of make believe with him every day; the show is very good for children. I give my apologies to the whole cast and crew for this little spoof.