Saturday, March 29, 2008 

Bye Bye Rufus

Now I am really pissed, my favorite lady friend likes Rufus more then she likes me. It’s the Mohawk. It is the same old story; nice guys finish last and go home alone. Rufus gets the girl because he doesn’t give a shit about the rules or the girls, I’m sick of it. I’m calling the immigration authorities. Rufus’s green card is a fake and he is here illegally. I’m gonna get his ass deported. Even the little midget in the French maids outfit that cleans or house likes him and she was mine first. I hate you Rufus.

COMMENTS

The following comments were the last straw, I decided to leave Rufus to his ways and never speak to him again.


            Heather - It's all good. I'm done with Rufus. He shouldn't have messed around on me with that whore of a squirrel. I'm moving on. I promise. Oh and the midget doesn't like him. She's only nice to him because he performs sexual favors for her when nobody else will. Apparently he's good at that. I wouldn't know because our relationship has been purely a long distance one via im's and emails, but that's what she says. Saturday, March 29, 2008 - 3:47 AM

            Doug - That little midget bitch said she loved me. that’s the last time I dress up like an oompa loompa for anyone. I am glad you didn’t sleep with him the squirrel has aids. Rufus said he has pictures of you and him together but he won’t show me. I think he’s lying. I trust you. Saturday, March 29, 2008 - 4:03 AM

            Doug - Oh My God he did have pictures; I bet that hurt, I didn't know you had a tricycle, you’ll never get all of the whipped cream off of the peddles. Is that a flute or a piccolo I can’t tell from this angle, either way that can’t be healthy. Good thing Rufus doesn’t play the tuba. Saturday, March 29, 2008 - 4:10 AM