Jonathan the Leftwing Seagull

Oh Jonathan

You do not belong

You’re so un-American

Your Communistic ideals

With your free thinking

And your desire to be different

Macht schnell

Beeilen Sie sich, erhalten sie in

den Zug zu den

verbrennungsöfen mit euch

Oh wait

Maybe you’re just a Democrat

Sorry I went all Republican on you

Carry on my fine feathered friend

It’s ok that you aren’t formed

With the same cookie cutter

that the Rightwing control freaks

Want you to be

This is America